Finally, a candidate we can all get behind!

SCARY!

What would happen if Rankin & Bass met Lucio Fulci?

Living Room

When Boney gets done puzzling this all out, he will be his old self again. Until then, sit back and watch alongside as he zones out in front of the tube. But this is not ordinary television. This set only terrifies and worse it, it broadcasts shows which were never on the air!

Click here to watch Boris Karloff hosting this terrifying television show from 1958 called "The Veil".

No soup for you!




Well, looks like we finally found Ole Boney. That'll teach him for hitting on those younger ladies! The nerve of him. I mean, she still has flesh hanging from those bones. At least with his comeuppance is a little flavor. Believe me, Boney needed a little flavor. He was bland as dry white toast.

Today's short story is about an old witch in the bayou. Perfect for those Halloween tales, it is short, scary, and oh so sweet. See you next week.

Click here for Bogwater.

OLE BONEY STILL MISSING

This just in, Ole Boney has been missing for a couple weeks now with no sign of him. If you find a pile of bones that won't stop chatting yer ear off, please contact the authorities at once. I am sure they will believe your story.

In the meantime, please enjoy a short story about a serial killer who likes to decapitate people.

Click here for "Unlocked".